A day in the life of a wierd guy at the train station...

Mike was a retired old man who was extremely bored. It was just a normal Saturday and he was alone in a stinky apartment. He got up out of bed and went to his little table and he sat on a little chair and ate some of the limited edition cocoa pebbles. He then realized that after he finished the cereal it had been a couple of hours and he almost missed the new episode of sponge bob. He ran through his house and he stubbed his toe when he was trying to get to the tv in time but he made it. Unfortunately he fell asleep during the end of it because hes an old man and he wasted another huge chunk of his day.

He woke up and was sad because he didnt get to go be hip with the young kids out there but then a great idea hit him. The only way to save his day was to go out in the real world with the real cool kid but first he needed some new clothes. He got in his car (which he thought was cool but it wasnt) and drove to the nearest mall. He had heard about an awesome shop that all the kids were talking about called Limited 2. So he looked at the map and couldn't see the red "You are here" dot because his eyesight wasn't very good so he asked some people for help but no one would help him so he was forced to wander around for a while.

When he realized that he was losing daylight he moved on to step 2 of his plan to hang out with the cool kids. He made a free hugs sign and he walked around in the center of the mall to try and "spread the love". Nobody seemed to want a hug and the old man thought it was because he didn't get limited 2 clothes but some kids thought that was sad so the filmed a video of it and they joined in and then put the video on youtube for all the little humanities classes to watch.

The man now felt good about himself and so he decided to move on to the final step of his plan. He drove out of the mall parking lot of the mall and his car immediately broke down. Again nobody helped him probably because his clothes were not from limited 2 so he was forced to hitch hike. A semi truck soon picked him up but the driver was a very scary lady. He knew that this old person wasn't as cool as he was so he tried to get out but the doors were locked. The old lady wasn't very smart and she forgot the doors were locked on the inside so Mike just unlocked the door and pulled a slow-mo James Bond style rolling jump out of the truck.

He hurt his stubbed toe again and so he knew he couldn't walk to the Ice cream store for his secret last plan so he decided to change his direction towards a local train station. He had a monthly pass so he was just going to get through the gate and dance around with the people playing their guitars for money.

He arrived at the station and as he was approaching the gate he saw a camera set up on the other side so he decided he wanted to make a cool face. He backed up and prepared his look. As he was walking through the gate he hit his stubbed toe and he started to cringe right as the picture was taken which resulted in a somewhat funny picture for the world to see.

In the end Mike was not mad because he had finally gotten on the internet and people would think hes was cool even if he didn't have limited 2 clothes on.